Just watch the salmonatoes, Steve

Left: Steve at Macworld 2008 and 2008 WWDC on the right obviously having lost a few grams of body weight

What's all this about Steve Jobs' health? Take it easy, people. He always looks like that. He's a middle aged vegan, for Christ's sake. I feel like photoshopping some burgers and booze on the guy as if Apple had never caught on and Steve had to find work on the docks.