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2010 Post-recessionary Posts

Entries in Apple (5)

Friday
Apr302010

You Put Up They Shut Up

 

Appobe Systems

An open memo to Steve Jobs:

Dear Jesus,

Please buy Adobe and make them play nice. Everyone knows Flash would be fine if it were only called Quicktime. You could make that happen. Or, you could give it away. How better to smite your enemies and prove your point about poor code quality than to give it to the world to see for themselves? Apple's stock price is making new highs while Adobe's languishes, but it's not a bad company. I'm sure you could whip them into shape. The important thing is to promote harmony as you remake the world.

 Yours, Slobzilla

Friday
Jul172009

Sun Tzu wouldn't bitch like this

gilest @ flickr

Apple ads have been mopping the floor with the anemic Windows ads for a long time. Who hasn't seen the Mac & PC switcher ads, right? Now that Windows has come back with something interesting, the "Laptop Hunters" campaign, Apple gets huffy? Something doesn't compute. For one thing, Apple dropped the price of the skimpiest Macbook to $999 so the premise of finding a laptop for less than 1K is no longer the issue. With what does that leave the Laptop Hunters? Really cheap laptops for the sake of being cheap? Not the greatest marketing platform ever. You'd think Apple would just come back and beat them some more.

To that end, I wish for Apple's rejoinder to be a Laptop Value Hunters ad. Take these cheap nerds who need to score the sub $1000 laptop and let them pick out a real cherry Windows machine. Supply a typical Mac user (or Ellen Feiss if she's available) with the cheap Macbook and check back with those people periodically. Watch the Windows people trying to get rid of that bloatware the OEM adds to subsidize the price of the machine, the ensuing dll hell, the crashes, the anti-virus ordeals, all of Windows life versus the (usually) more straightforward Mac experience. Or not, but don't bitch, Apple. Don't give Redmond the satisfaction.

Thursday
Jun252009

Apple Pornographic

Steve is allowing the first porn app for the iPhone. Someday, Steve will tell us about the birds and the bees. He's bringing us along nicely.

Friday
Sep192008

You could have fooled me

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I hadn't experienced dropped call problems with my 3G iPhone until I put the 2.1 update on it. Now, I'm getting them all the time. However, 2.1 did magically improve reception, even within a persistent deadzone in my neighborhood and the backup is indeed faster. I can't vouch for the faster 3rd party app installation, but I have a story about a certain dictionary that I'll share another time. Once my deep emotional wounds have healed a bit. I found another feature or have a magnificent bug in my phone. I'll frequently pull my earbuds out as a way to pause whatever I'm listening to. It's only natural considering how lazy I am and it works. Well, today I got to my desk, plugged my speakers into the phone and the podcast that I'd been listening to fired up where I left off with no other action on my part (home button, swipe on, iPod button, play). Just plugged the damned speakers in and sat back. Apple facilitates my sloth at ever turn! I love it.
Sunday
Jun292008

Just watch the salmonatoes, Steve

Now and then

Left: Steve at Macworld 2008 and 2008 WWDC on the right obviously having lost a few grams of body weight

What's all this about Steve Jobs' health? Take it easy, people. He always looks like that. He's a middle aged vegan, for Christ's sake. I feel like photoshopping some burgers and booze on the guy as if Apple had never caught on and Steve had to find work on the docks.