Appalachian Sanders
Thursday, June 25, 2009 
South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford cried in Argentina -- and back at home during a news conference.(Davis Turner - Getty Images)
What has gotten into the Republican Party's hornball wing, lately?
"Oddly enough, I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina so I could repeat it when I got here," said the sinning sinner Mark Sanders about his dalliance.
Mark Sanders did it all wrong. He should have been at it with that broad all the way to the airport and saved the crying. All that way down the Buenos Airalachian Trail for a quickie and all this bullshit? How have the Democrats kept their things in their pants all year? When a tight Christian like Mark Sanders goes off the deep end he needs to hit it a little harder than this. A guy who knows how to get a freak on is Ted Haggard. These two should get together.
