You Put Up They Shut Up

Appobe Systems

An open memo to Steve Jobs:

Dear Jesus,

Please buy Adobe and make them play nice. Everyone knows Flash would be fine if it were only called Quicktime. You could make that happen. Or, you could give it away. How better to smite your enemies and prove your point about poor code quality than to give it to the world to see for themselves? Apple's stock price is making new highs while Adobe's languishes, but it's not a bad company. I'm sure you could whip them into shape. The important thing is to promote harmony as you remake the world.

 Yours, Slobzilla